Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Asked & Answered

In advertisements for its new suspense thriller The Invisible, Hollywood Pictures asks the question:

How do you solve a murder...when the victim is you?

That's easy. You solve it the same way Patrick Swayze did it in 1990, when this movie was called Ghost.

Monday, April 23, 2007

That's How They Getcha!

Here's something I've learned about dieting:

In the beverage world, "Sugar Free" always means zero (or negligible) calories.

But in the world of food, something advertised as "Sugar Free" never means zero calories.

In fact, it almost always means that the food—whether it be pudding, candy, ice cream or anything else—has almost as many calories as their sugary counterparts.

My point is obvious. Never diet!