I have ascertained, through simple interrogation of my friends, that virtually everybody has suffered from The Thing at one time or another.
And yet, there seems to be no formal name for this odd occurrence.
I'm talking about when you get that infernal itch that's located somewhere between your ear and the side of the very back of your tongue. And you can only relieve it by poking your finger in your ear and scraping of your tongue against the back of your throat at the same time.
What is that Thing?