Sunday, January 08, 2006

Attention Dead People

It's not that I don't believe John Edward can communicate with the dead.

I'm sure he can.

The problem is that he fails to ask the right questions.

All we need to know from the dead are the following:

1. Where is the gold buried?

2. Where is the treasure hidden?

You may now resume your haunting activities.

1 comment:

dUgE k said...

That is assuming the dead people he's talking to are pirates and/or vikings.

Who the hell burries treasure these days?!