Last night, following dinner, I made it very clear: I am completely and totally in love with myself.
After work, I went to dinner, alone, to a fancy restaurant. Following the meal, I surprised myself with a gorgeous bejeweled ring. It was at this point that I expressed my deepest and most genuine expressions of affection. I left no room for doubt—it's love!
It hardly goes without saying that I loved myself well into the night.